lingering convo in my head

x: are you seeing anyone?

y: what?

x: too direct? i said, are you seeing anyone?

y: ... *long pause*

y: love is a distraction

x: you still the same

y: ...

x: still not gonna think about marriage until you're 40?

y: ...

x: i don't mean i won't be meeting anyone by 40, but do you want me to be your back up?

y: what???

x: look, i can take care of myself, i always do. but you... with this kind of attitude...

y: ???

x: you should be more honest, you're thinking too much. 

x: being honest won't hurt you.

y: whaaaa???

x: i have 2, younger brother. i'm not saying i know what kind of girl is suit my brother best, but i know which to avoid.

x: ...

y: i'll teach the girl a lesson, if you ever get hurt. just tell me *patting his back*